my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow
Dad let go of her hand, but she never let go of dad’s hand.
"Speak slowly, we’re German."
"What’s your favorite thing about her?"
"…. she’s there."
"When did you most appreciate her being there?"
He made a slightly puzzled expression, then turned to his wife and started speaking in German. She looked up at the sky for a second, then said: “He is island in my life.”
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.